The system has failed you / Don't fail yourself

I'm joyously back online after the laptop has returned healthy and happy from the computer hospital. My laptop only ever breaks at important times when I really need it- the last time was the week I started university and had lots to sort out. This time of course, many things happened, one of which was the appearance of the headline 'PM leads tributes to Jade Goody' which more or less conclusively proves that not a single thing makes sense any more.